over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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