The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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