When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
babies were throwing up all over the place
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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