I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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