Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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