What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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