we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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