some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Girls should come with a carfax report
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
