Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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