her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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