Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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