Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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