honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize
