We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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