she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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