therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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