i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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