She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Why can't burritos get me drunk
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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