wat bout pragnant strippers??
I want to make a zoo with you.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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