WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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