Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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