WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I think people are normalizing furries
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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