have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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