WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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