So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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