I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
where does the pee come out of this thing
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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