yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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