People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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