I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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