using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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