with your own penis?
Duck Duck Cougar?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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