It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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