Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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