It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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