Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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