you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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