i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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