STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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