Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
smell my finger.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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