Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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