Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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