If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
