I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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