i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Randomize
