Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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