i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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