i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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