Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
