so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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