I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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