at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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