I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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