508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize