there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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