Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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